FedEx Kinko's To Blame For Own Robbery?

FedEx Kinko's is open 24 hours. The perfect amount of hours to be open per day for a robbery. Are there any advantages to a FedEx Kinko's being open at 3 in the morning? Who is going to want to get their papers copied in the wee hours of the morning? Start threading a needle. Brush past the shuttle that slides through the cold room. Start turning the wool across the wire. Roll a new life over. In the middle of the night, there's an old man threading his toes through a bucket of rain. Hey mister, you don't want to walk on water, you're only going to walk all over me. If you have to mail an urgent packages at 3 in the morning than you have bigger issues. FedEx Kinko's, my message to you is: Make your hours shorter.

Daniel Kemp Sports Editor feat. Katie Hamel Staff Writer