Crazy Westboro Lady

Besides her irrational and pathetic homophobia, here are the top ten things I find despicable about Shirley Phelps-Roper based on her interview with Robert Nelson.

1. She uses Yiddish words, and in the wrong context.

2. She turns normal songs, such as We are the World, into God Hates the World. MJ is rolling over in his grave.

3. She likes Elton John songs

4. She only lets her kids eat sugary cereals once a week. How is a kid supposed to be hyper enough to protest on that kind of diet?

5. She is coming back to Nebraska to protest at highschools. Why can't she just stay in Kansas? As Dorthy would say, there's no place like home.

6. She thinks god snorts fire. As far as I know, God doesn't do drugs.

7. Did I mention she's coming here soon? ug

8. She lives in Google Kansas.

9. She indoctrinates her many many children. Hearing them talk is a mix a frightening and amusing. I wonder if they have any friends?

10. She protests at funerals. I hope that if she ever dies, there is a very large protest at her grave.