It's Party Time Mr. Rodgers!

Yesterday physicists around the world jumped in glee like little girls who finally made something edible out of their Easy-Bake Oven. Using a "Large Hadron Collider" the researchers that attended (at least two dozen, Sudoku anyone?) witnessed the mashing of two protons at three times prior energy levels. This would allow scientists to, just as J. J. Thomson discovered that atoms were made of smaller parts, see if said smaller parts (protons & electrons) were too made of made up of yet tinier components. Enough of that scientific jargon and witchcraft though, all I'd really like to see is Mr. Rodgers tear into a proton-shaped pinata (a sphere I guess?).

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