Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Boy Run Over by Mower

A three year old boy was run over by a Hank Hill style riding lawn mower driven by a neighborhood teen and is expected to have surgery today.

Apparently, the teen was hungover from an intense, prom-instigated weekend of ceaseless binge drinking which had subsequently blunted his reflexes.

Just kidding, it was an accident, and my heart goes out to all involved.

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