Is This Seriously a Story?

What has this world come to? Does the article about Mary Skaggs, who has a passion for doing the splits, really count as journalism? Sure, it's super funny, but it must have been a really slow news day because when else would a story about a woman who can still do the splits at 90 be considered good enough to be on the front of the Midlands section? Plus, the second, third, fourth and fifth paragraphs all begin with the word "she". Great job, World Herald. Keep entertaining us!