Slim Down Security

Retired military officers are calling for healthier school lunches because too many American teens are too fat to fight Iraq. This is a national security threat. And someone should inform the officers that kids eat outside of school in a more furious and unhealthy fashion. One Navy Admiral basically said that if we don't turn around our child obesity rates by 2030 we will have no chance of any successful military operations because we will have too few physically fit soldiers.