Worst Front Page Ever

The stories were about Senior people, and how they are supposed to get even older, spring allergies and common colds, the 200 year old mystery of Merriweather Lewis' death, and the week old story of the volcano erupting in Iceland. Honestly, how can someone call this a paper, where there is no news on the front page? The only, and I mean ONLY, thing that saved the front page was the picture of Ndamukong Suh on the top left corner. "SUHHHHHHHH!"

Charlie Ziegenbein Sports Editor